No beer? That's why we're hanging it on the wall.

Anyone who's heard the proverb knows: "There's no beer in heaven, that's why we drink it here." It's a classic among pub signs, a saying that hangs on the walls of cafes, student rooms, and man caves around the world. It says it all: don't wait until tomorrow, start enjoying yourself today. A sign with this saying is more than just decoration – it's an attitude toward life.

Why choose this board?

A "There's no beer in heaven" sign isn't your typical home accessory. It's a wink, a joke, a hint. Place it next to your beer fridge or above the bar in your covered area, and you'll instantly have a conversation starter. Your guests will smile, and before you know it, you'll be enjoying a drink together. Because, let's face it, in that blessed land, no one says no to a good glass of wine.

Perfect for any evening with beer or coffee

Whether you're a beer lover, a coffee drinker, or both, this sign will create a cozy atmosphere. Imagine a long evening spent with friends at the dinner table, a good conversation, rain tapping softly on the window... and there, on the wall, hangs that one text: "There is no beer in heaven."

For some it tastes like truth, for others it is just a nice memory of that evening when you ordered one more round at the counter.

Which rooms is this sign suitable for?

The beauty of it is: a sign like this works anywhere. In your city apartment, above the kitchen sink, in the bathroom, or as an eye-catching feature on the tiled wall of your kitchenette. But also in cafes, hobby rooms, or on the balcony of your Rotterdam waterfront home. You simply place it or hang it up. Some people even use it as a subtle warning: no beer in the house? Then this isn't heaven!

The message behind the sign

What makes this sign truly unique is the moment of understanding it evokes. We often think too much about tomorrow, about what needs to be done, what's yet to come. But sometimes you just have to pause. Don't wait for a blessing to come from above, but open that bottle yourself. That's precisely what this sign conveys: live now. No fixed open doors, just a clear message – with a wink.

Give the gift – to yourself or someone else

Looking for an original gift for a housewarming, birthday, or retirement party? This sign is a classic. It's especially popular with a bottle of craft beer or a set of coasters. Or pair it with another proverb on metal. And don't worry, even people who prefer coffee to beer will get the fun.

Variations and styles: from vintage to modern

There are several variations of this sign. Some feature retro typography, others a modern evening style. Some have a distressed look, others sleek. One has bright colors, another is more black and white. And yes, they also come in tile style – for those who truly want something different. The print is usually clearly visible and often made of sturdy metal for long-lasting durability.

How do you attach a sign like that?

A metal sign is lightweight, so you can often hang it on the wall with a simple hook, double-sided tape, or Tesa strip. Just load it up, hang it, and you're done. In some cases, we include a frame – it depends on the product. All the information is on the page itself. If you have any questions, you can always contact us through your account.

Delivery and stock

You'll want it delivered quickly – or to the pub, of course. Luckily, we usually have plenty in stock. Order it online, add it to your shopping cart, and we'll ensure fast delivery. And if you're looking for matching plates, check out our other categories. We also have plenty of plates for wine, whiskey, or – yes, really – food.

More than beer: a nod to life

You know what this sign really does? It puts things into perspective. It says: you don't have to take life too seriously. Not everything has to be perfect. Sometimes a beer on a Friday night is just what you need. And sometimes an "are you pooping" sign is just as funny. The message is simple: enjoy, laugh, and forget about heaven for a while .

Heaven, but with humor

In a world where everything is mandatory and nothing is allowed, this sign is a rebel. A little piece of freedom on your wall. Because there's no beer in heaven, but there is here. And we celebrate that – with a smile, a glass, and a poster that sums it all up in one sentence.